One should really not be allowed access to one's laptop when one has had 3 vodka grapefruits. If one finds oneself in front of one's laptop after 3 vodka grapefruits, one should certainly not email anyone of consequence. If one should find oneself emailing anyone of consequence, one should at least have the good sense to blind copy oneself on said email so that one can adequately prepare oneself for the consequences in the morning.
One is very very lucky that one is still witty and seemingly well thought out even after 3 vodka grapefruits.